🎉 Thank You — You’re In!
I’m so glad you’re here.
Whether you signed up for a workshop, downloaded a worksheet, or hopped on my email list — welcome. Let’s get you what you came for, cool?
Â
âś… If you signed up for a workshop replay or worksheet:
It should be heading to your inbox now in an email from me (Emily Eley). It might take a minute or two, but it’s on its way!
đź’Ś If you joined my weekly email list:
Welcome to my favorite corner of the internet. I send one (very human) email a week — no hard sells, no B.S., just thoughts on running a values-aligned business in a capitalist dumpster fire. You’ll hear from me soon!
📨 Wait! Before you go digging through your inbox...
If my email landed in your Promotions tab (hi, Gmail), just drag it over to your Primary inbox so you don’t miss anything you signed up for. That way, you’ll actually get what you came here for — plus a whole lot of other good stuff.
 ✨ 1:1 Anti-Capitalist Business Coaching
Get support in marketing, sales, offer development, or just figuring out how to run a business without selling your soul.
👉 Learn more & apply
đź“š Free Workshop Library
Catch up on previous workshops — on everything from ethical pricing to email marketing without the cringe.
👉 Browse the library
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Monthly Free Office Hours
Need real-time support? Come to my free coaching office hours on the first Thursday of every month. Ask questions, get grounded, and meet fellow weirdos doing business differently.
👉 Grab the Zoom link
đź’¬ What People Are Saying
“Emily’s support has completely shifted how I show up in my business. I no longer feel like I’m selling out — I’m building something I actually believe in.”
— Jessie M., Artist & Educator
“The first time I joined one of Emily’s workshops, I finally understood that business doesn’t have to be extractive. That changed everything.”
— Ramón C., Herbalist
“Her coaching is equal parts strategy, nervous system support, and laughing through the pain of capitalism. 11/10 recommend.”
— Lila D., BookkeeperÂ
👋 You’re not alone in this.
Hi, I’m Emily Eley — an anti-capitalist business coach, activist & organizer, Marxist & socialist, and big believer that small business owners can change the world (without burning out or selling out). I work with values-driven folks who want to build businesses rooted in justice, sustainability, and mutual aid. I live in Vermont with my two kiddos, a whole lot of seedlings, and a growing collection of very strong feelings about property taxes.
Seriously. Thank you for being here. It matters — and you matter.
See you in your inbox soon.
❤️ Emily
